me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
college: damn son you in
*has a bag of sour gummy worms* hey you want one *you go to grab a blue-red one* *I immediately stop you* no not that one
Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”
"I’ve learned a lot from other cultures where women’s beauty isn’t based on the makeup and clothes they wear. It’s based on their natural, healthy skin and their inner confidence. This is what makes me, more than anything, feel absolutely beautiful."
lingerie encrusted with $6,000 worth of swarovski crystals and a floor length faux fur coat